Owen Crowlie, Author at Hard Drive

April 17, 2020

Listen, we’ve all gotten to know each other pretty well since college orientation started, and you seem like a really…

April 16, 2020

Don’t let yourself get suckered by all that fancy talk Microsoft is blowing up your ass. There’s just no way…

April 12, 2020

BERKELY, Calif. — After six weeks of playing Fallout 76, an artificial intelligence affectionately nicknamed “Master” reportedly taught itself how…

March 30, 2020

RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons…

March 27, 2020

WASHINGTON — In order to streamline distribution, sources are reporting that Universal Basic Income will be distributed to Americans via…

March 25, 2020

Thousands of gamers across the world are providing testimonials accusing Sonic The Hedgehog water levels of giving them lifelong anxiety…

February 24, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — With only a week left before their deadline, a group of stressed, chain-smoking developers of the new…

January 23, 2020

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local XCOM player Chris Sweeten was not totally prepared to trust a 90% match with a girl…

January 21, 2020

LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed…

January 16, 2020

SANTA FE, N.M. — Blindsided by the delay of its upcoming remake, Square Enix fan Derick Stanley tells reporters he…