Opinion: This Boss Theme Kinda Slaps Oh Shit, I’m Dead
According to reports a gamer could be seen bopping her head to the music of the game’s pivotal boss fight…
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Uh-Oh: No One Else at Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament Using Smutty, Borderline Pornographic Playmat
PHILADELPHIA — A Yu-Gi-Oh player arrived at his local tournament earlier today with a deck box and dreams of qualifying…
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Scientists Manage to Reproduce Loudest Sound Ever Recorded by Unmuting That One Player
“Steve only unmuted him for a second, but it was enough to make an atheist of any Holy Man.”
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“There’s Your Problem”: Handyman Removing Electrical Panel Surprised to Find Series of Tubes, Blue Liquid Steadily Advancing
“See these glass tubes made up of straight and elbow pieces? Yeah, none of that’s supposed to be there. That’s…
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Matthew McConaughey Thrilled to Announce Latest Paycheck
“Pew pew pew,” Mconaughey said. “I love me that gamer money.”
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YouTuber James Somerton Releases Suspiciously Familiar 4-Hour Apology Video
Hard Drive reached out to Somerton for comment, who responded by asking Hard Drive for comment in turn on an…
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Baby Pokémon Ranked by How Receptive They Are to a Pat on the Head
Though baby Pokémon are often derided by players for their relative uselessness, being weaker pre-evolutions of existing Pokémon, it is…
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Man Looks Up From 300th Slay the Spire Run to Realize it Now 2023
"I downloaded it and started my first run. It still feels like just a few hours ago, but apparently that…
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Yu-Gi-Oh Meta in Shambles After Konami Neglects to Print “Except Frog the Jam” on Frog Monster
“‘Except Frog the Jam’ wasn’t just a clumsy way to correct a bad translation on a card printed before there…
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Henry Kissinger Loses 100-Year Kill Streak
"I almost had the nuke," Kissinger said from hell. "I def dropped a lot of bombs and I guess I…
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