Naomi Krause, Author at Hard Drive

May 15, 2024

SILENT HILL, ME - Earlier this week, head of Silent Hill government Mira the dog made the announcement that the…

September 18, 2023

DALLAS — A horrified 41-year-old man was horrified to discover that his novelty finger mustache tattoo had started to turn…

August 24, 2023

TOKYO — Game Freak revealed today in a press release that the in-game items in Pokémon known as “Poké Dolls”…

August 23, 2023

MORIA, Middle Earth — The Fellowship of the Ring is reportedly locked out of the mines of Moria after attempting…

August 16, 2023

THE NETHERHELM — Local tutorial NPC Tanya reportedly didn’t want to give her dialogue on account of everyone probably just…

July 30, 2023

SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Another Pokémon forum has regrettably turned into a discussion of eugenics, according to saddened users on the…

July 25, 2023

LOS ANGELES — A new AI-generated episode of the anthology horror show Black Mirror has surprised longtime fans with its…

July 25, 2023

MAUVILLE CITY, Hoenn — Local Pokémon trainer Ollie Bond reportedly keeps a copy of Gardevoir in a PC box labeled…

June 6, 2023

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Iconic Nintendo mascot Kirby recently delivered a deceased soldier’s mother the news she feared most while…

April 13, 2023

SALEM CENTER, N.Y. — Citing state budget cuts and low enrollment, founder of Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Charles Xavier…