Feel Old Yet: The Snot Nosed Kid is Now a Snot Nosed Man
OUTSET ISLAND — Do you remember the kid from Outset Island with the snot hanging from his nose? Well get…
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Chess Developers Accused of Giving Queen a “Man Jaw”
Enschede, Netherlands — DGT, the manufacturer of chess sets used in the ‘Tata Steel Chess Tournament’ is being accused online…
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Fandom Officially Declared Cult
NEW YORK — In a landmark move, after much deliberation the UN has officially declared that fandom of any kind…
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Missing Gamer Found Safe After Parent’s House Guests Finally Leave
LONG ISLAND, N.Y. — Peter Barone, the local gamer who went missing earlier today was finally found safe after his…
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Gamer With 4 Games Breaks Record for Largest PS5 Collection
DES MOINES, Iowa — Local gaming collector Ryan Meadows has achieved a world record for having the largest collection of…
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Nobel Prize to Be Awarded to Forum User From 9 Years Ago With Same Niche Problem
STOCKHOLM — An internet hero was finally awarded for their work this week as the Swedish Academy has announced they…
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Kendrick Lamar Completes Perfect No Hit Run Against Drake
LOS ANGELES —Kendrick Lamar made history last night as he successfully completed his perfect no-hit run against Drake while millions…
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Man Who Vowed to Finish Current Game Spots a Pretty New Game Looking at Him Across the Room
TORONTO — Local gamer Frank Meadows has found himself in quite a predicament as despite his vow to finish the…
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Every Bond Girl Ranked by How Hard I’d Fumble
The James Bond series is known for many things. Globe-trotting adventures, blood-pumping action, diabolical villains with overly theatrical lairs, strange…
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Final Fantasy 7 Characters Ranked by How Much Your Conservative Parents Would Like Them
Final Fantasy VII is one of the most beloved games of all time. People of all races, colors, and creeds…
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