Toadsworth Not Yet Ready to Endorse Pauline
NEW DONK CITY — Princess Peach's chief steward Toadsworth has recently stated that he is not yet ready to endorse…
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Best Video Game War Crimes to Celebrate America
Happy July 4th! It’s time to celebrate America’s birthday for seemingly the final time. There are a lot of ways…
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Off Duty ICE Officer Spends Free Time Harassing Data Center Travelers in FFXIV
LOS ANGELES — When he isn’t out in the field harassing and forcefully escorting Hispanic people into an unmarked van,…
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Game Dev Simulator Just Indeed Job Search
MONTREAL — Fans of the simulator genre have a new game to look forward to and it’s set to be…
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“He Was an Agitator,” Claims LAPD Officer Who Shot Sleeping Snorlax
LOS ANGELES — The LAPD officer who shot a sleeping Snorlax with rubber bullets during the recent anti-ICE protests claims…
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Geoff Keighley Celebrates Pride by Following Corporate Mandate to Ignore It
LOS ANGELES — Summer Game Fest producer and Archduke of Advertisements Geoff Keighley will be making a special effort to…
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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning Review: Tom Please Send Me a Coconut Cake
The final installment of the iconic Mission Impossible franchise, appropriately titled The Final Reckoning, is in theaters now. Is Ethan…
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Sly Cooper Joins Bungie Art Department
BELLEVUE, Wash. — Formerly unemployed master thief Sly Cooper has landed a new job. Bungie has confirmed that raccoon will…
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Variety Denies Journalism Accusations
LOS ANGELES — Trade magazine Variety is in hot water with film studio executives after allegations of journalism were levied…
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GameStop Trades-In Game Informer for $3 Credit
MINNEAPOLIS — In a shocking development, defunct gaming publication Game Informer is being brought back after GameStop traded it in…
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