Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President
WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven…
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SEGA Refuses to Reveal Which Body Part Sonic Puts the Rings In
Despite decades of questioning, SEGA, the producers of the Sonic franchise, have reiterated that they will not answer one of…
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Mega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran Over
RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that…
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Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase
SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert…
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Upcoming Battlefield One DLC Simulates Life of French War Widow
EA announced a surprise addition to the Battlefield franchise in a press release this morning: a new Battlefield 1 game…
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WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Actual Reasons For WWII
MILWAUKEE — Players of the strategy board game Global Conflict: 1940 are quitting in record numbers after finding the game’s…
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WoW Releases Limited Edition Mountain Dew IV Drip Promotion
IRVINE, Calif. — Blizzard Entertainment unveiled an unprecedented collaboration with PepsiCo this morning: a Warcraft-branded, intravenous game-fuel delivery system entitled…
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Top Ranked Call of Duty Player Also Noted Race Scholar
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local student Hollis Wheaton gave a groundbreaking lecture last night on American race relations while holding the…
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