“It’s Easier to Learn as You Play,” Says Man Who Forgot Rules of Board Game
SIMSBURY, Conn. — A local man was seen bluffing his way through an explanation of a new board game’s rules…
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Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn’t Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today
GARREG MACH MONASTERY — Sources inside the Garreg Mach Monastery’s Officers Academy have confirmed that mercenary-turned-teacher Byleth has not left…
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Do You Get Angry When Someone on a Boat Says “Left” Instead of “Port?” Sea of Thieves Is the Game for You
Video games have made it easier than ever to quell that longing for the sea that pulls at the collective…
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Do You Like Competitive Shooters but Miss Your Dad Yelling at You for Doing a Shitty Job Staining the Deck? Try Splatoon 3!
Shooters have been a popular genre for nearly as long as video games have existed. Multiple generations have cut their…
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Yoda Origin Comic Reveals He Had Even Shorter, More Enigmatic Master
NEW YORK — The latest issue of Marvel’s Star Wars: Yoda has expanded on the background of the titular Jedi,…
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Coworkers Don’t Believe Nintendo Employee Has Nephew in 5th Grade
REDMOND, Wash. — Workers at Nintendo of America are skeptical of their colleague Josh Underwood’s claim that his sister, Kathy,…
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Water-Type Pokémon Looking Forward to Long Journey With Trainer After Beating Fire-Type Gym
ROUTE 21, Kanto — Goldfish Pokémon Seaking, level 38, is excited for its future after helping to defeat Fire-type user…
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