WESTLAKE, Ohio — A local Xbox Series X has reported feeling an intuitive suspicion that its controller has been pairing…
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ATHENS — Archaeologists working in ancient ruins outside of Athens reported that they have uncovered several engraved tablets and papyrus…
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CANALAVE CITY, Sinnoh — A local Pokémon has forgotten how to walk after its trainer taught it how to tie…
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KYOTO, Japan — Executives at Nintendo are concerned that the planned sequel for The Super Mario Bros. Movie will prove…
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KOKIRI FOREST — The Great Deku Tree, the political and religious leader of the Kokiri, was recently caught on a…
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HYRULE CASTLE TOWN — Multiple sources have confirmed that Princess Zelda was seen rejoining her date at a local restaurant…
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Sutiban Nimbus, a local Lakitu who majored in film studies, has not been involved with any jobs…
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NORTHAMPTON, Mass. — The man in charge of a TikTok cooking account has begun smiling and nodding at the camera…
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LARCHMONT, N.Y. — A man who has spent months ranting about crime in New York City appears to be sourcing…
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ROGUEPORT — Noted Bowser minion Dry Bones experienced a frightening mental breakdown during a student’s performance at a local xylophone…
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