Xbox Can Sense That Controller Has Been Unfaithful
WESTLAKE, Ohio — A local Xbox Series X has reported feeling an intuitive suspicion that its controller has been pairing…
Read More →
Kyle Duggan — Page 13
138 stories found
Newly Discovered Greek Texts Complain of Myth Fatigue
ATHENS — Archaeologists working in ancient ruins outside of Athens reported that they have uncovered several engraved tablets and papyrus…
Read More →
Pokémon Learning How to Tie Shoes Forgets How to Walk
CANALAVE CITY, Sinnoh — A local Pokémon has forgotten how to walk after its trainer taught it how to tie…
Read More →
Nintendo Concerned That Mario Movie Sequel Will Be Too Challenging for Western Audiences
KYOTO, Japan — Executives at Nintendo are concerned that the planned sequel for The Super Mario Bros. Movie will prove…
Read More →
Great Deku Tree Heard Asking Child to Walk Into His Mouth
KOKIRI FOREST — The Great Deku Tree, the political and religious leader of the Kokiri, was recently caught on a…
Read More →
Out-of-Breath Princess Zelda Returns to Dinner Date With Half of Sheik Costume Still On
HYRULE CASTLE TOWN — Multiple sources have confirmed that Princess Zelda was seen rejoining her date at a local restaurant…
Read More →
Lakitu Not Really Doing Anything With That Film Studies Degree
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Sutiban Nimbus, a local Lakitu who majored in film studies, has not been involved with any jobs…
Read More →
TikTok Chef Nods at End of Video to Confirm Food Tastes Good
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. — The man in charge of a TikTok cooking account has begun smiling and nodding at the camera…
Read More →
Guy Complaining About Crime in NYC Clearly Talking About Spider-Man Game
LARCHMONT, N.Y. — A man who has spent months ranting about crime in New York City appears to be sourcing…
Read More →
Dry Bones Has Panic Attack at Xylophone Recital
ROGUEPORT — Noted Bowser minion Dry Bones experienced a frightening mental breakdown during a student’s performance at a local xylophone…
Read More →