WASHINGTON — A damning new report has revealed that former president Bill Clinton was seen on the flight logs to…
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Greetings, simple-minded people of Earth! It is I, the brilliant Dr. Robotnik. I am here to address a much-debated issue…
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CHICAGO — A dentist that has been an avid gamer all his life has happily reported that he’s nearly collected…
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CERULEAN CITY — Hundreds of species of Pokémon have suddenly gone extinct after local researcher Bill accidentally bricked his PC,…
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VIRIDIAN CITY, Kanto — Residents of Viridian City are heartbroken today after Viridian Forest, one of the region’s most recognizable…
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DALLAS — A local military recruiter earned high marks and really good loot when he was able to return home…
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is warning citizens about the dangers of contracting Pokémania as an…
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FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of…
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local Twitch streamer Steven Foran reportedly feels experiences a near-constant paranoid feeling that he’s not being watched,…
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Tim Calorel was unable to locate where his Tesla had parked itself after he had…
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