Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard
Once upon a time there was a game called Final Fantasy VII Remake. I booted up the game and saw…
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Gamer Kicked Out of Louvre for Trying to Jump Into Mona Lisa World
PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…
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Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys
MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good…
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Next Democratic Debate to Feature Hot Questions and Even Hotter Wings
PHOENIX — The Democratic National Committee released new qualification criteria for the upcoming debate on March 15th, requiring that participants…
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I Cannot Endorse Bernie Sanders’ Proposed Wealth Tax Because He is Clearly Count Olaf in Disguise
One might think Bernie Sanders is an ideal presidential candidate, but this could not be further from the truth as…
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Completionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 Years
NEWARK, Del. — Tom Connor graduated today from the University of Delaware with his 140th and final bachelor degree, having…
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Tourists in Iceland Disappointed Skybox of Northern Lights Never Loaded
REYKJAVÍK, Iceland — Two Americans vacationing in Iceland faced a devastating letdown upon discovering the Northern Lights skybox failed to…
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Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D
FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they…
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