Jeremy Kaplowitz — Page 44
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Adorable! These 142,592 Friends All Got Matching Tattoos
OK this is too cute. Apparently these 142,592 besties all got identical triforce tattoos over the last 30 years and…
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Disgraced Jackie Chan Reveals His Movies Are All TAS
HONG KONG — Filmmaker Jackie Chan held back tears at a press conference today after revealing that all of the…
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SNL Intern Forced to Comb Through 600 5-Hour Long Podcast Episodes After Hiring Gamer Comedian
NEW YORK — Saturday Night Live production intern Christine Price is reportedly being forced to listen to 600 episodes of…
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KFC Expands From Poorly Paying Fast Food Employees to Poorly Paying Game Devs
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken announced today they were expanding their business from not treating employees…
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Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy
Todd Phillips’ Joker is a beautifully directed yet haunted film about a disturbed man that I fear will inspire a…
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YouTuber Can’t Use Ramen to Fix Hole in Relationship
LOS ANGELES — YouTuber and handyman David Patterson, otherwise known as SuperVGMan64, failed to fix the gaping hole in his…
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Local Gamer Pretty Sure ‘Hard Drive’ Staff Following Him Around and Recording His Life
ALBANY, N.Y. — After reading a handful of articles from video game website Hard Drive, local gamer and avid internet…
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Newlyweds Exchange Phone Numbers
BETHPAGE, N.Y. — A couple of newlyweds, Marissa and Frank Carter, cemented their love for each other at their wedding…
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Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook
SAN FRANCISCO — The creators of the once-popular website StumbleUpon announced today they are relaunching the service for the modern…
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