DNC Escort Mission Incredibly Frustrating
WASHINGTON — Members of the Democratic National Committee expressed frustration about the annoying escort mission to get former vice president…
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Donald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against Coronavirus
WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the…
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Terrified ‘Hearthstone’ Escapee Not Convinced ‘Slay the Spire’ Won’t Eventually Charge Him $40 for New Cards
ARLINGTON, Texas — Local Hearthstone refugee and Slay the Spire player Jon Burke reportedly can’t shake the feeling that the…
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Strategy Guide: Press the ‘Start’ Button to Start the Game
Gatekeeping in the world of video games is an epidemic. It is our duty as those who are “in the…
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Something Fishy About Private ‘Animal Crossing’ Island That Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Prince Andrew Keep Visiting
NEW HORIZONS — Those playing the newly released Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch noted that there was…
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Nation Comes Together In Time of Solidarity to Tolerate Playthrough of Jackbox Party Pack
WASHINGTON — Quarantined citizens around the country have reportedly come together in solidarity to tolerate playthroughs of various Jackbox Party…
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Conan O’Brien Releases Yet Another Chapter in Despicable Anti-Gamer Propaganda Series
LOS ANGELES — Comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien has released another episode of his Clueless Gamer series, opening…
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J.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’
LOS ANGELES — J.J. Abrams has collaborated with authors on a new novelization of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker…
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We Forced People at Comic Con to Look at Sonic Porn (And It Backfired)
Written by Jeremy Kaplowitz, Giovanni Colantonio, Liam O'Malley, and Jeremy Hammond. Edited by Jeremy Kaplowitz Filmed by Giovanni Colantonio Starring…
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Donald Trump Insists He Found Mew Under Truck in Pokémon Red
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…
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