30 Things George R.R. Martin Is Doing Instead of Writing ‘The Winds of Winter’
Uhhhmmmm when will George R.R. Martin write the next book in the A Song of Ice and Fire series?! We…
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Audience Erupts in MCU-Like Cheers After Oppenheimer Says “I Am Become Death”
NEW YORK — An audience at the Times Square AMC theater erupted into the type of cheer one would see…
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Alien Civilization Just Really Into Purple Right Now
COLAXOR OUTER RIM — An alien civilization known as Zuufar are reportedly getting really into the color purple right now,…
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PS5 Has Never Been More Offended in Its Life Than by How You Unplugged Its Power Cord
NEW YORK — A local PlayStation 5 was extremely offended by its owner Lucille Carter after having its power cord…
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New Marvel Movie to Be Released Direct-to-Airplane
LOS ANGELES — Kevin Feige announced today that the upcoming MCU movie Captain America: Brave New World will be released…
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Every Halo 3 Map Ranked by How Good a Place It Would Be to Raise a Family
“None of the Halo maps are a good place to raise a family! There’s guys shooting each other all over…
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Filmmakers Worldwide Admit Anthology Movies Are for When They Just Couldn’t Think of a Whole Story
LOS ANGELES — Filmmakers across the globe have released a joint statement admitting that when they release anthology films, it…
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Disgraced: Actor Seth Rogen Caught With Marijuana
LOS ANGELES — Actor Seth Rogen was caught by police today with a baggie of marijuana, frightening his friends and…
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Every Mario Kart Character Ranked by How Likely They Are to Get a DUI
Everyone’s favorite variant of Mario Kart is just “Mario Kart but we get really drunk.” But what about the characters…
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Animators Reveal Grueling Work Phil Lord Made Them Do to Animate Fully CGI Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street
LOS ANGELES — Animators working on 2012 comedy film 21 Jump Street came forward anonymously to detail the grueling work…
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