So Called “Town Map” Depicts Entire Continent
KANTO – Foreign officials visiting the Kanto Region this past weekend were shocked to learn the large landmass, complete with…
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Physical Nintendo Media Ranked by How Itsy Bitsy Cutie Patootie They Are
When it comes to physical video game media there are two main factions: Nintendo, who have redeveloped, reconfigured, and redesigned…
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Concussed Korok No Longer Covered Under Great Deku Tree’s Health Insurance
The Lost Woods – After having a large rock dropped on his head by a deranged silent lunatic, a local…
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RFK Jr. Has No Idea What Happened to the Sleeping Snorlax on Route 12
KANTO — After local law enforcement discovered a decapitated Snorlax corpse just off Route 12, a conveniently vacationing Robert F.…
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Meet the Most Qualified Politicians That Can Be Kamala Harris’s Running Mate
The impending U.S. Presidential election is gearing up to be one for the history books. In the midst of Joe…
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Dialogue Skip Shaves Seconds Off Grocery Speedrun
WHITEHALL, Ohio — Shocking news in the world of speedrunning as a local nobody sets a new world record after…
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Celebrity Podcast About Fixing the Planet Brought To You By Company Actively Destroying It
LOS ANGELES — Self-proclaimed climate activist Ezra Miller has teamed up with Spotify and BP to launch a podcast spotlighting…
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Every Pokemon Evolution That Really Sobered Them Up
The world of Pokemon has been endlessly expanding since its genesis in 1996. The magical world of colorful pocket monsters…
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Gen Z Parents Praying Baby Cute Enough to Exploit for Likes
UNITED STATES — Young people and self-proclaimed influencers across the country have taken to a new social media trend this…
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Nepal Releases Mt. Everest Fast Pass
KATHMANDU, Nepal — In response to the rising number of people attempting to summit Mt. Everest, the Tourism Board of…
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