Garry Kerls, Author at Hard Drive

January 21, 2025

WASHINGTON — The US Food and Drug Administration is banning the use of Red Dye No. 3 in food, drinks,…

January 19, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans prepare for a historic social media ban made possible by a groundbreaking bipartisan campaign between…

January 17, 2025

MAUVILLE CITY — In a miraculous turn of events, a thought to be paralyzed Sceptile has overcome the crippling status…

January 7, 2025

PALLET TOWN — After quietly climbing the ranks and becoming the Pokémon League Champion, Red has broken his vow of…

January 6, 2025

NEW YORK — Spider-Man was overheard delivering a lighthearted wisecrack to a bloody, mangled corpse, after the target of his…

January 3, 2025

NEW YORK — After 38 years of unsuccessfully pursuing the criminal mastermind, Carmen Sandiego, The Chief of ACME Detective Agency…

December 26, 2024

HOLLYWOOD — After putting in an impressive six years of portraying children on the screen, McClonkey Culkin, the youngest of…

November 24, 2024

COPENHAGEN — American progressives following through on drunken election night declarations that they would leave the country report that they are…

November 15, 2024

WASHINGTON — In the wake of a historic Presidential race, Vice President elect JD Vance was eager to get into…

November 13, 2024

KING OF PRUSSIA, Pa. — In a recent Letterboxd review of Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis local movie lover, Todd Jacobs,…