SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a recent report from the National Weather Service, experts have concluded that close to 90%…
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BOSTON — A serious medical emergency occurred this past weekend after a Boston Dynamics robotic dog named Spot got into…
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HOLLYWOOD — Link’s silver screen debut has been pushed back to May 2027 as pre-production struggles to find and cast…
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WASHINGTON — Recent proceedings in the United States’ government have led the current administration to reclassify President Donald Trump from…
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Unbeknownst to the god-fearing, wooden toothed authors of the Constitution, the Latin influenced verbiage of the American bible is littered…
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LITTLEROOT TOWN — A local child has been hospitalized after his special day was ruined by a swarm of middle-age…
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WASHINGTON — Just days after his pledge to resurrect the defunct prison, Alcatraz, President Donald Trump has demanded the doors…
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NEW YORK — In an attempt to synergize their Sunday night programming, the Home Box Office network has greenlit a…
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KANTO — A local Magikarp has been fined $15,000 for flopping during its latest playoff match after a recent rule…
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SAN FRANCISCO — After struggling to find their footing in the content creator landscape, a local YouTuber has seemed to…
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