Superhero’s Hilarious Quip Delivered to a Mangled Corpse
NEW YORK — Spider-Man was overheard delivering a lighthearted wisecrack to a bloody, mangled corpse, after the target of his…
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Garry Kerls
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Professional Geo Guessers Still Unable To Locate Carmen Sandiego
NEW YORK — After 38 years of unsuccessfully pursuing the criminal mastermind, Carmen Sandiego, The Chief of ACME Detective Agency…
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Adorable Child Star Blossoms Into An Unmarketable Pre-Teen
HOLLYWOOD — After putting in an impressive six years of portraying children on the screen, McClonkey Culkin, the youngest of…
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Fleeing Americans Excited to Explore Better Netflix Libraries
COPENHAGEN — American progressives following through on drunken election night declarations that they would leave the country report that they are…
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JD Vance Disappointed to Learn Presidential Cabinet Is Just a Bunch of People
WASHINGTON — In the wake of a historic Presidential race, Vice President elect JD Vance was eager to get into…
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Local Film Lover Comes Out of the Criterion Closet
KING OF PRUSSIA, Pa. — In a recent Letterboxd review of Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis local movie lover, Todd Jacobs,…
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Opinion: Sega Genesis Is Way Better Than Sega Phil Collins’ Solo Stuff
While there’s no denying that his music dominated the charts with pop hits and adult contemporary bops, there is an…
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Trump Surprised to Learn Monopoly Hotels Make Money
PALM BEACH, Fla. — After an exhausting end of campaign push in swing states across the country, President-elect and convicted…
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“Backyard Baseball ’97” Lets Gamers Live Out the Fantasy of One Day Owning a Backyard
CHICAGO — Reviews of the recent “Backyard Baseball ‘97” re-release have revealed gamers are much less interested in the game…
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10 Spooky Video Game Houses Ranked by if It’s Worth It for That King Size Candy Bar
Halloween has been studied by the youth for generations. Kids devote hours every year to optimizing routes, profiling houses, and…
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