Silksong Patch Only Nerfs Bosses You Already Beat
ADELAIDE, South Australia — The second official patch for Hollow Knight: Silksong has gone public, and will significantly nerf every…
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USB Device Hasn’t Been “Properly Ejected” in Years
CLIFTON, N.J. — Police were called to a domestic dispute on Second Avenue this past weekend after neighbors complained about…
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Weapons (2025) Wikipedia Plot Summary Review (Guest Column By Guy Too Scared to Watch It)
Weapons, from Director Zach Cregger (The Whitest Kids U’ Know), starring Josh Brolin (Marvel’s The Avengers Post Credit Scenes), has…
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What Have You Done to Deserve a Silksong Update?
Perhaps it's time for Hollow Knight fans to look inward, and ask yourselves the questions that really matter: What have…
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Amazon Experimenting with PTO (Paid Time On)
SEATTLE — In a massive win for the Amazon Labor Union, Jeff Bezos and Amazon corporate have agreed to begin…
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Continuity Error? This Marvel Character is Pregnant in a Sexless Film Franchise
HOLLYWOOD — Marvel fans are up in arms after learning the baby between Mr. Fantastic and The Invisible Woman was…
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Nationwide Heatwave Forces Population to Flip to the Cool Side of the Anime Girl Body Pillow
SILVER SPRING, Md. — In a recent report from the National Weather Service, experts have concluded that close to 90%…
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Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives
BOSTON — A serious medical emergency occurred this past weekend after a Boston Dynamics robotic dog named Spot got into…
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Legend of Zelda Movie Delayed As Production Struggles To Cast 900 Koroks
HOLLYWOOD — Link’s silver screen debut has been pushed back to May 2027 as pre-production struggles to find and cast…
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Leader of the Free World Becomes Leader of the Premium+ World
WASHINGTON — Recent proceedings in the United States’ government have led the current administration to reclassify President Donald Trump from…
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