Chuck Kowalski, Author at Hard Drive

December 9, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Twisted Metal veteran and part-time Lyft driver Axel doesn’t understand why riders continue to give him one-star…

August 27, 2019

ALTOONA, Penn. — Jake Fitzgerald Jr. reportedly hung a printout of his father’s latest meme on the fridge this afternoon…

May 23, 2019

BURBANK, Calif. — A recent leak of production assets from Avengers: Endgame revealed an unused post-credits scene in which Capcom…

October 31, 2018

ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite…

September 15, 2018

SANTA ANA, Calif. — The latest update to RPG Maker MV will improve the title by quietly deleting it for…

January 13, 2018

MOTAVIA — Renowned linguist and political activist Noam Chomsky has discovered that the people of “Phantasy Star IV” have demonstrated…

January 6, 2018

CHICAGO — Mortal Kombat developer NetherRealm Studios issued an apology this morning for a tweet on the company’s official feed…

November 28, 2017

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that…

November 26, 2017

PITTSBURGH — Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits…

October 24, 2017

I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact,…