“Hey! Oh! Come on?! Whaz a Matta Wit You?! Ah?! Whoa!” Our Review of The Penguin
Alright hey howz it going. My name is Salvatore Del Smuccio I’m from Brooklyn, OBVIOUSLY, and I’m here to review…
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Brendan Osorio
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Help! I’m Locked Out of My House and the Locksmith I Hired Just Keeps Telling Me to Let My Heart Be My Guiding Key!
Help! Please! I accidentally left my keys inside my house and the door is locked and I can’t get back…
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How to Get a 20% Raise: Boss Fight Tips
So, you’re looking to make more money? Do you think you deserve it? Are you sure? You better be, or…
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Trump’s Chief Advisor Suggests Parading The Former President’s Ear Around Washington D.C.
WASHINGTON — After the terrible violence seen against former president Donald Trump at his rally in Pennsylvania, his camp are…
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Trump Announces White Male Preset 3 as Running Mate
MILWAUKEE — The GOP filled out its ticket on Monday when Donald Trump named his running mate for 2024: White…
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IRS Rejects Xehanort’s Tax Return After He Claims 13 Versions of Himself as Dependents
WASHINGTON — Multiple sources have confirmed that Master Xehanort, wielder of the No Name, has actually had his return rejected…
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Rookie Dungeon Master Running out of Words and Patience to Describe Bustling Tavern
KITCHEN TABLE -- Rookie Dungeon master Jared Grundleson, has seemingly run out of words to describe the starting location of…
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Disney Offering New Mandalorian Themed Immersive Experience Where You Find and Eliminate Dissenting and Treasonous Bounty
Exciting news comes this week from Walt Disney World’s guest relations for Star Wars fans who may be disappointed they…
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I Tried to Find Love in Final Fantasy VII Remake but Cloud Choco-Blocked Me The Whole Time
Come inside and take a seat. My name is Gregory Van Larson, The Gamer Psychologist. Recently I conducted an experiment…
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Euphoria Season 3 Expected to Start Filming in 50 Years After Washed-up Stars Have No Other Choice
LOS ANGELES - HBO announced this week that the long awaited third season of Euphoria will finally resume filming 50…
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