MILWAUKEE — A workplace abuse lawsuit filed against Kanye West has sowed controversy amongst the public, but his die-hard fans have confirmed they are ready to ignore it.
Fans like Nathan Vaughn, who first got into Kanye after ignoring the 2009 VMA controversy are excited to have something new to ignore.
“We’re really eating good with this one,” proclaimed Vaughn. “After weeks without something that makes you embarrassed to be a fan of his, the old Kanye is back. This may be the most excited I’ve been since he started hanging out with Trump to promote The Life of Pablo. The only downside is that eventually, I have to sit down and listen to whatever music he releases.”
The news has been shared with all members of Vaughn’s Kanye-centric Discord server, including a moderator known only by the pseudonym ‘skete’.
“Yeah, well, me and Nathan are still going to listen to him anyways,” proclaimed the moderator, who had to be informed of what happened this time. “That worker is probably lying, or they can’t understand his genius, or they’re out to get him. I’ll have to wait until his next Instagram post to really comment. I have no qualms listening to his new album until then though,” continued ‘skete’. “I hope that Ye responds to this in a big interview, so me and my buds can hold a listening party for it.“
Janice Vaughn, the mother of the “Skit #4” rapper’s superfan, has been privy to just about every outburst over the past decade.
“Kanye has always been a massive inspiration for our lil’ Yeezy,” gushed Ms. Vaughn. “Nathan dropped out of college a few years ago out of admiration for Kanye’s success story. We just wish he took the inspiration to launch a billionaire rap career instead of telling people that the Holocaust was ‘not even a big deal’. We wouldn’t even be upset if he started small and worked at the Gap”, explained Janice, worried about how to pay the bills. “One day, we’ll be able to recoup the money we spent buying him that stem player.”
At press time, Nathan was seen replying to any Ye-related post on social media informing them that ‘he made Graduation’, referring to an album he still has yet to listen to for the first time.
