Nik Theorin
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May 9, 2025
PHILADELPHIA – A man on the third attempt at swiping a hotel keycard to unlock his newly-purchased room at the…
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UNIMAK ISLAND, Alaska — Shortly after beating Metal Gear Solid for the first time, comedian Nathan Fielder has constructed a…
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Brett McCabe
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May 8, 2025
BIGFORK, Mont. — After working a full day shift at his pet food tasting job, resident Bartleby James likes to…
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Nick Coffman
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May 8, 2025
ADELAIDE, South Australia — With the finish line for Hollow Knight: Silksong on the horizon, Team Cherry has brought on famed…
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Brendan Osorio
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May 7, 2025
KYOTO, Japan — Surprising news from Nintendo this week as Shigeru Miyamoto has let the world know that yes indeed,…
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NIGHT CITY — The nation’s antiheroes convened on a dark rooftop in Night City last Friday to announce that the…
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NEW YORK — Under the guise of “research” for the sequel to the popular and enigmatic video game Death Stranding,…
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Amity Gilmour
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May 6, 2025
VICTORIA, British Columbia — A trans girl looking to climb Mount Celeste was left heartbroken today, after realizing her Estrogen…
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Peter Cunis
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May 6, 2025
VATICAN CITY — Following the passing of Pope Francis, the College of Cardinals have assembled in Vatican City to elect…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, mascot and “co-founder” of throwback automotive company Tesla, disappointed shareholders yesterday by announcing further delays…
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