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Game Freak Leak Confirms You’ll Never Be as Happy as You Used To

Matt Fresh • October 16, 2024

TOKYO — Internal documents from Pokémon developer Game Freak have been leaked online, the contents of which have confirmed what…

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Clinically Depressed Zelda Uses Bed for Every Puzzle

Patrick Sullivan • October 15, 2024

HYRULE — Sources close to Zelda, Princess of Hyrule, say that she appears to be clinically depressed, and has only…

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30 Real Life Side Quests to Avoid Advancing Your Main Storyline

Cameron Lehr • October 15, 2024

Do you ever feel like the game of life is moving by way too quickly? Did you plow through most…

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Physical Nintendo Media Ranked by How Itsy Bitsy Cutie Patootie They Are

Garry Kerls • October 14, 2024

When it comes to physical video game media there are two main factions: Nintendo, who have redeveloped, reconfigured, and redesigned…

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U.S. Health Care System Announces Plan to Just Scatter Med-Kits Randomly Around Country

Dan Kozuh • October 14, 2024

WASHINGTON — The Department of Health & Human Services announced a sweeping overhaul of the nation’s healthcare infrastructure by strategically…

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NECA Releases JD Vance Figure in Universal Monsters Collection

bee • October 13, 2024

HILLSIDE, N.J. — Action figure manufacturer National Entertainment Collectibles Association (NECA) has included vice presidential candidate James David Vance in…

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Fishing Not as Fun as Fishing Minigame Implied

Nick Coffman • October 12, 2024

LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. – Following an itch to get outdoors and take on a new hobby, local reformed gamer, Reggie…

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Chris Redfield and His Thick Boots Thwarted by Locked Door Marked with Shield Emblem

Nick Coffman • October 11, 2024

RACCOON CITY – In an embarrassing moment for all present, while exploring a mansion owned by the Umbrella Corporation Chris…

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Report: RFK Jr Contracted by Tom Nook to Harvest Carcasses of Villagers Who Fell Behind on Rent

Johnny Amizich • October 11, 2024

ANIMAL VILLAGE — RFK Jr has allegedly been collecting the dead bodies of islanders who fell behind on their rent…

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EA Announces New Multiplayer Sims Experience Called “Going Outside”

Myles Conlon • October 10, 2024

REDWOOD CITY, Calif — During EA’s Investor Day event, EA has unveiled a new multiplayer expansion to The Sims 4…

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