RJ Dralle
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HOLLYWOOD, CA. — News broke this morning on President Trump’s Truth Social account that the Trump Administration has officially hired…
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Matt Fresh
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WASHINGTON — In a major blow to American healthcare United States Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced that…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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WASHINGTON — As part of his alleged plan to find the cause and cure for autism, US Health Secretary Robert…
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Nick Coffman
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WASHINGTON — US Health Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., announced a ban on all Mountain Dew flavors, except for Baja…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — The Senate’s Health Secretary confirmation hearing for RFK Jr. hit a snag after it was revealed that he…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — The US Food and Drug Administration is banning the use of Red Dye No. 3 in food, drinks,…
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Gabriel Stahr
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WASHINGTON — RFK Jr. Shocked reporters attending a press conference on Saturday when in a completely unprompted diatribe he confessed…
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RJ Dralle
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It has come to my attention that there have been rumors swirling about me and how I enjoy eating dogs.…
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Johnny Amizich
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ANIMAL VILLAGE — RFK Jr has allegedly been collecting the dead bodies of islanders who fell behind on their rent…
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Garry Kerls
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KANTO — After local law enforcement discovered a decapitated Snorlax corpse just off Route 12, a conveniently vacationing Robert F.…
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