Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — Just days after his pledge to resurrect the defunct prison, Alcatraz, President Donald Trump has demanded the doors…
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Nik Theorin
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Whether it’s stalking you through the corridors of a spaceship, chasing you down at the speed of a brisk walk,…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — In hopes to combat the impending “woke mind virus” pandemic, the Trump Administration has turned Sen. John Fetterman…
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Hard Drive Staff
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Okay, I fully admit I’m in the wrong here, but there’s just been a lot going on lately and I…
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Halloween has been studied by the youth for generations. Kids devote hours every year to optimizing routes, profiling houses, and…
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Nick Coffman
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RACCOON CITY – In an embarrassing moment for all present, while exploring a mansion owned by the Umbrella Corporation Chris…
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Amity Gilmour
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June 28, 2024
Somewhere in Europe — Lord Osmund Saddler shocked the biohazard terrorism community today by announcing a halt to his brainwashing…
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Nick Lundquist
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June 7, 2024
RACCOON CITY — As the deadly T-Virus outbreak ravages Arklay County, sources confirm the Police Benevolent Association of Raccoon City…
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Drew Saunders
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February 28, 2024
DENVER - Gamers around the world who don’t understand the true nature of immersion have flooded the VR port of…
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Alex Kitsinger
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Resident Evil launched in 1996, kickstarting a beloved franchise with fixed camera angles, claustrophobic hallways, and resource/inventory management that hooked…
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