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Mark Roebuck • January 22, 2023

WASHINGTON — The White House has confirmed that President Joe Biden was kidnapped by ninjas this morning, adding that it…

Kyle Erf • October 23, 2017

WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven…