Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Alright fuckers, listen up and listen up good, because I don’t have a lot of time before…
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Walker MacDonald
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LOS ANGELES — Teen heartthrob Timothée Chalamet is rumored to star in the yet-untitled feature film Young Timothée Chalamet, a…
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Mark Roebuck
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DENVER — Concerned acquaintances of local gamer Dale Dexter reported the grim news that he only really uses his Xbox…
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Cameron Snow
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LOS ANGELES — Leaving astrophysicists scratching their heads, box office analyst Kevin Thurman, 27, found that a movie’s opening weekend…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — An executive at Lionsgate Films was struck with the creative revelation of a lifetime this weekend, when…
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Camden Brazile
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Nintendo's The Super Mario Bros. Movie is filled with Easter eggs, even at the expense of things like plot, characters, and…
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Robert Carnevale
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Welp, it’s another disappointment from Nintendo. It seems like you can set your clocks to the fact that the company…
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Walker MacDonald
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NEW YORK — Streaming giant Netflix announced its new slate of Fall projects earlier today, including a new feature film…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — On the heels of the upcoming Mario movie, voice actor Chris Pratt revealed he prepared for the…
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Ryan Sims
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PHILADELPHIA — As part of an exclusive partnership with Nintendo, local mom Patricia Barnes sent a text message advertising the…
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