Jedi Council Encourages NoFap Policy For Improved Force Sensitivity
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"I’ve never felt closer to joining the Dark Side.”
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Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’
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CORUSCANT — Local Jedi Knight Randor Holobon says he regrets showing up to a routine peace-keeping mission wielding a red…
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It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend
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As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in…
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