Ciro Jacubowicz
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ARLINGTON, VA – The official Boeing Twitter account posted an announcement today expressing its condolences for the death of the…
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Joe Rumrill
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DUCKBURG — Billionaire Scrooge McDuck has reportedly traded the entire contents of his world-famous money vault for a sack of…
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Dan Katz
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MINNEAPOLIS — During his annual laptop hard drive cleanup, 48-year-old Twin Cities writer Wesley Monroe discovered that “New folder (2)”…
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Dan Saxotweet
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CARY, N.C. — After almost 7 years, 5 chapters, 28 seasons, and 1624 skins, Fortnite fans are in mourning today…
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Matt Fresh
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TORONTO — Local gamer Shay Freger’s copy of the Nintendo Switch remake of The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening, which…
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Johnny Amizich
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MORGANTOWN, W. Va — Dr. Mario has been served a malpractice lawsuit over allegations he has been overprescribing half yellow/half…
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Drew Saunders
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IRVINE, Calif. — With the release of Amazon’s TV adaptation of the Fallout game series being a huge success, Obsidian…
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Nick Coffman
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — The Call of Duty trolls were telling the truth. My mother has confirmed that she has slept…
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Lana Kim
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NEW YORK — An anime fan has freshly inaugurated himself onto a federal watchlist upon completion of a new tattoo…
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Nick Coffman
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ATLANTA – Individuals vulnerable to the Woke Mind Virus are encouraged to buy two doses of Stellar Blade in order…
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