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“This Goes Against the Franchise’s Roots,” Says Man Who Was Once Happy Child

R. Anthony Mahan • June 17, 2024

BISMARCK, N.D. — Tyler Lombardi, a 34-year-old part-time convenience store clerk and former happy child, has been spending most of…

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Groundbreaking Creepypasta Imagines A World Where Peppa Pig Is All Fucked Up

Patrick Sullivan • June 17, 2024

LINCOLN, Neb. — An aspiring creepypasta author is being hailed as a visionary after imagining a world where children’s show…

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Game Night: Explore a Cheerful Hand-Made Dystopia in ‘Harold Halibut’

Thomas Wilde • June 14, 2024

The problem with Harold Halibut is that it’s a startlingly vivid artistic accomplishment, but in the traditional sense of the…

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We Went Undercover at Microsoft but Got Laid Off Before We Could Learn Anything

Traye Holland • June 14, 2024

REDMOND, Wash. — Video game studios are dying left and right and Microsoft is the Grim Reaper, wielding closure announcements…

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Mac Gamer Excited for Whatever Game Comes Out This Year

Brett McCabe • June 14, 2024

Duluth, Minn. — Mac gamer Juno Perry, one of the few Apple loyalist gamers in the world is looking forward…

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Man Who Vowed to Finish Current Game Spots a Pretty New Game Looking at Him Across the Room

Matt Fresh • June 13, 2024

TORONTO — Local gamer Frank Meadows has found himself in quite a predicament as despite his vow to finish the…

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Top 10 Grasses to Go Touch

Matt Ringler • June 13, 2024

We’re all guilty of spending too much time online, but some of you definitely spend too much time online. You’ve…

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Load-Bearing Towel Finally Removed from Gamer’s Room

Nick Coffman • June 12, 2024

MUNCIE, Ind. – Local gamer Samuel Teskey is getting a fresh start in life after the crusty towel that’s taken…

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Every Bond Girl Ranked by How Hard I’d Fumble

Matt Fresh • June 12, 2024

The James Bond series is known for many things. Globe-trotting adventures, blood-pumping action, diabolical villains with overly theatrical lairs, strange…

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Richter Scale Shattering Earthquake Caused by Gamer Deepening Voice After Discord Call Joined by Girl

Traye Holland • June 11, 2024

WORLDWIDE NEWS - States of emergency have been declared as various cities around the globe have been hit by Richter…

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