RJ Dralle
•
All the conspiracy theories surrounding the government controlling the weather with machines are true. I should know, I’m the guy…
Read More →
Garry Kerls
•
Halloween has been studied by the youth for generations. Kids devote hours every year to optimizing routes, profiling houses, and…
Read More →
Jake Mooney
•
SAN DIEGO — A promising new hero shooter, “Slayers,” is looking as though it will outlive predecessors in its genre…
Read More →
Brendan Hanney
•
Look, I hate to be that guy, but I definitely got a broken controller. I totally understand, I have some…
Read More →
Mac McCarthy
•
SAN FRANCISCO — The artificial intelligence app ChatGPT reportedly spent an entire night cramming for an upcoming language test. The…
Read More →
Steve Packosky
•
WICHITA, Kan. — Calls for me to hurry the fuck up and choose my weapon were heightened amidst reports that…
Read More →
Mark Shady
•
In what he could only describe as a possible fake memory, an imagined recollection, or even perhaps a “strange confluence…
Read More →
Dan Kozuh
•
BALTIMORE, Md.— Local TikTok creator Jenna Morales aka SkibidiMom32, has successfully dodged the soul-crushing monotony of a traditional 9-to-5 job…
Read More →
Garry Kerls
•
KANTO – Foreign officials visiting the Kanto Region this past weekend were shocked to learn the large landmass, complete with…
Read More →
Rob Steinberg
•
EMERYVILLE, Calif. — Disney and Pixar Studios are excited to announce that the 5th installment of Toy Story will be…
Read More →
