Brendan Osorio
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May 7, 2025
KYOTO, Japan — Surprising news from Nintendo this week as Shigeru Miyamoto has let the world know that yes indeed,…
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NIGHT CITY — The nation’s antiheroes convened on a dark rooftop in Night City last Friday to announce that the…
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NEW YORK — Under the guise of “research” for the sequel to the popular and enigmatic video game Death Stranding,…
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Amity Gilmour
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May 6, 2025
VICTORIA, British Columbia — A trans girl looking to climb Mount Celeste was left heartbroken today, after realizing her Estrogen…
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Peter Cunis
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May 6, 2025
VATICAN CITY — Following the passing of Pope Francis, the College of Cardinals have assembled in Vatican City to elect…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, mascot and “co-founder” of throwback automotive company Tesla, disappointed shareholders yesterday by announcing further delays…
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Nik Theorin
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May 5, 2025
Whether it’s stalking you through the corridors of a spaceship, chasing you down at the speed of a brisk walk,…
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WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office address, President Trump has announced sweeping new tariffs against the Pikmin homeworld. “For decades…
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Sean Fallon
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May 2, 2025
Making movies is hard work and if there’s one thing a passion project shouldn’t be it’s difficult. Every artist worth…
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EVERETT, Mass. — Father of three Paul Danvers announced he has ceased dispensing guidance unless his adult children pay up,…
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