Sean Fallon
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December 16, 2024
AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk released his top ten films of 2024 with his top spot going to a YouTube…
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Hard Drive Staff
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December 9, 2024
AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, who recently revealed his desire to found a video game publishing company, promised to eliminate…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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December 6, 2024
Brilliant industrialist and Shadow President-elect Elon Musk has recently suggested buying Hasbro, because this selfless hero has dedicated himself to…
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Johnny Amizich
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September 6, 2024
BOCA CHICA, Texas — Divorced gamer and distinguished racist, Elon Musk, followed up his latest vitriolic post on X -…
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Matt Fresh
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September 5, 2024
FREMONT, Calif — In another masterful gambit, tech genius and renowned deadbeat dad Elon Musk announced that he has officially…
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Tyler Pehringer
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August 19, 2024
AUSTIN, Texas — Tesla CEO Elon Musk has rejected a redesign for a more efficient battery, arguing that it would…
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Johnny Amizich
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July 24, 2024
CARY, N.C. — After players reported multiple issues when attempting to use the vehicle, the Tesla Cybertruck has been recalled…
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Johnny Amizich
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February 1, 2024
FREMONT- Ian Miles Cheong was revealed to be the first recipient of Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain device implant thanks to…
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Hard Drive Reporter
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December 21, 2023
SAN FRANCISCO -- The last remaining engineer at Twitter/X reportedly blew on the SNES-style cartridge which holds the entire website…
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HG Punk
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November 18, 2023
SAN FRANCISCO – As advertisers pull out en masse from Elon Musk’s X, formerly known as Twitter, one maker of…
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