Nick Coffman
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June 5, 2025
WASHINGTON — Elon Musk is ending his government work to focus on improving his village in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, mascot and “co-founder” of throwback automotive company Tesla, disappointed shareholders yesterday by announcing further delays…
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Garry Kerls
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March 30, 2025
WASHINGTON — In a closed door meeting between personally owned GameBoy Colors, tech billionaire Elon Musk has acquired a rare…
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Jus Kaplan
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March 1, 2025
WASHINGTON — After terminating the jobs of thousands of U.S. government workers, Elon Musk has reportedly extended dozens of offers…
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Nick Coffman
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February 21, 2025
WASHINGTON — Tesla CEO, loving father, and President of the United States, Elon Musk, was shot dead last night while…
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Eddie Feeley
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February 21, 2025
WASHINGTON — Late last night, Elon Musk issued a statement on X (Formerly Twitter.com) revealing that he discovered he was…
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Johnny Amizich
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January 30, 2025
WASHINGTON — The office Elon Musk has been given inside of the second Trump White House is reported to have…
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Jus Kaplan
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January 28, 2025
BERLIN — Emphasizing that it supports peace, love, unity, and respect, the drug ketamine has publicly distanced itself from Elon…
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Nick Coffman
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January 23, 2025
BOCA CHICA, Texas — After climbing the Diablo IV and Path of Exile 2 leaderboards, Elon Musk is now claiming…
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