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January 24, 2021

Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers

Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers

The national debate over minimum wage has raged on in the United States ever since President Biden made it an immediate priority for his administration.…

January 22, 2021

Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot

Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot

Alright so we have some very good news and some very bad news. Let’s just… let’s start with the good news. Obviously, millions of Americans…

January 20, 2021

Trump Grants Jeffrey Epstein Posthumous Pardon

Trump Grants Jeffrey Epstein Posthumous Pardon

WASHINGTON — Making full use of his last full day in office, President Donald Trump announced a posthumous pardon of his former friend and “total…

January 15, 2021

Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021

Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Responding to criticism over his planned $1,400 stimulus check, President-elect Joe Biden clarified that a full $2,000 version would be coming to…

January 14, 2021

Trail of Diet Cokes Set Up to Ensure Smooth Transition of Power

Trail of Diet Cokes Set Up to Ensure Smooth Transition of Power

WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump has peacefully vacated the White House after following a trail of Diet Coke bottles that appeared overnight, multiple anonymous…

January 7, 2021

Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus

Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus

WASHINGTON — Only a few hours after being banned on Facebook, President Donald Trump erupted in anger when he realized that he was no longer…

January 7, 2021

Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together

Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together

WASHINGTON — A touching tale unfolded this afternoon during the “Stop The Steal” rally as a local police officer and a MAGA supporter united after…

January 6, 2021

MAGA Protesters Set Police to Easy Mode

MAGA Protesters Set Police to Easy Mode

WASHINGTON — Protesters have stormed the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. after setting the local police to “easy mode.” “We saw how the police handled…

January 6, 2021

Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine

Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine

RACCOON CITY — Albert Wesker, a former commanding officer of the highly decorated Alpha Team of the STARS division of the RCPD, has angered many…