Garry Kerls
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PALLET TOWN — Professor Oak was seen visibly confused over the weekend after once again forgetting his own grandson’s name…
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Nick Coffman
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WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — With SNAP benefits returning amid the end of the government shutdown, President Trump and Clash of Clans have…
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Doug Kolic
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump issued a vehement denial about the rumor that he was good friends with known sex…
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Testament Crux
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EIGHTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Only slightly diverging from their tried and true formula, the latest installment of Jubilee’s hit…
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RJ Dralle
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HOLLYWOOD, CA. — News broke this morning on President Trump’s Truth Social account that the Trump Administration has officially hired…
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Matt Fresh
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WASHINGTON — In a major blow to American healthcare United States Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced that…
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Matt Fresh
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LOS ANGELES — When he isn’t out in the field harassing and forcefully escorting Hispanic people into an unmarked van,…
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R. Anthony Mahan
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So you’re the courier who dares to speak out against the Legion. My trusted frumentarius, Vulpes Inculta, has told me…
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Matt Fresh
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LOS ANGELES — The LAPD officer who shot a sleeping Snorlax with rubber bullets during the recent anti-ICE protests claims…
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