LOS ANGELES — Treyarch announced a new game mode called “Street Cleaning” for their upcoming title, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7.
“With Street Cleaning, we bring Call of Duty into the future of modern combat,” said Assistant Director Mav Quinn, as game footage behind him depicted a member of the National Guard picking up a Pepsi can and placing it in a waste bag. “Two teams will enter, only one will lift their fists into the air victorious, after cleaning up the most litter. Street Cleaning will be available on all sixteen multiplayer maps at launch, including a brand new, trash-filled version of Nuke Town!”
After waiting for the applause from mentioning Nuke Town to die down, Quinn shared an exciting partnership coming to COD: BO7 to celebrate the new game mode.
“We’ve been circling them for a few awhile now, but I am excited to announce that we’ve finally secured a partnership with Hefty, the nation’s leading trash bag company,” Quinn said, before asking event attendees to look under their seat for a special package of Hefty Trash bags featuring the Call of Duty logo on them. “We are not only sending you home with the Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Hefty Trash Bags. It is my pleasure to announce that every bag in-game will be a Hefty Trash Bag, guaranteed to never break or leak when taking out the trash.”
Not to be outdone, Battlefield Studios announced that Battlefield 6 would have a similar game mode when it launches on October 10.
“In partnership with Glad, we are happy to announce our ‘Threat Contained’ game mode,” said BF6 Lead Director, Kyle Clark in a YouTube video posted in response to COD: BO7’s new game mode announcement. “In Threat Contained, players will round up unhoused individuals around each map and throw them into a bus. The team with the most unhoused NPCs at the end of each round wins. Teams can also score bonus points for picking up litter and battling it out with NPC protestors.”
At press time, both Quinn and Clark confirmed that they would be supporting the new game modes for years to come by adding new maps based on heavily Democratic-leaning cities such as Los Angeles and Chicago.
