Duluth, Minn. — Mac gamer Juno Perry, one of the few Apple loyalist gamers in the world is looking forward to the game that will be released this year, whatever it may be.
Perry discussed her hype in a recent IRL Twitch stream from her local Apple Store.
“Whatever it’s going to be, I’ll pre-order it. Ha. I don’t even care. It’s like, give me that game, you know,” laughed Perry, nervously. “Like, I got to have it. The puzzles in Myst aren’t as exciting after the fifth time around.”
Perry only plays games on Mac, giving her a ton of free time to argue with strangers online while waiting for the next release. She has so far refused attempts to get her to game on other systems.
“She only plays on Mac so most of the time she’s just arguing with people online about games she hasn’t played,” said Perry’s boyfriend Gary Flint. “I offered to get her a Nintendo but she says consoles are not real gaming. I even offered to build her a PC but that ended up being the worst fight we ever had. I still have the scar from the LED Live Laugh Game sign she threw at me.”
Perry spent the latter half of her stream reading through a list of upcoming games hoping to find the one coming to Mac. This segment consisted of an hour and a half of Perry half-heartedly reading game titles before finally perking up with excitement at a potential game.
“Whoa! Hold the phone!” Perry announced, upon discovery. “Bungie announced a reboot of Marathon for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X and Series S, and PC…. and that’s it, huh? Well, hey, I see Control might be coming out this year. That will be cool!”
At press time, Perry has not yet realized that her computer is used for working with Google Workspace, and doesn’t reach the specs required by the upcoming game.
