WASHINGTON — In a closed door meeting between personally owned GameBoy Colors, tech billionaire Elon Musk has acquired a rare level 100 Charizard from fellow tech billionaire, Elon Musk, our sources confirm.
“I think both sides of the link cable will profit greatly from this,” said the X owner as he exited the deal with several of his closest DOGE-appointed meme lords. “It’s a starter transaction that will unlock immense potential by blending Charizard’s high speed and special attack with Blastoise’s defensive capability and expertise in the Elite Four.”
News of this arrangement has sparked outrage across the internet from Pokemon purists who compare the deal to insider trading, something that would get any regular Pokemon player shunned from the community.
“Pokemon is my life, it’s my livelihood,” said one TCG scalper waiting outside a Costco. “But Musk’s got cheat codes, he’s using a GameShark or an Action Replay, just putting money into his own pocket and filling his party with maxed out killers.”
News outlets across the country have speculated the legality of the internal acquisition, likening the SpaceX CEO to Team Rocket leader, Giovanni.
“It was a private agreement between two privately handheld parties of which I happen to own both,” said Musk in another close-to-tears interview on Fox News. “The only person who could claim fraud in the transaction is me, and why would I do that? People are being such jerks.”
At press time, Musk’s new Charizard, ‘Gork,’ has one shot every encounter in the game.
