BERKSHIRE, England — Channel 4 has announced the immediate cancellation of popular television program “The Great British Bake Off” following an on-set interruption by a massive sphere of trash.
“After fourteen and a half wonderful seasons, it’s with heavy hearts that we finally say goodbye to the tent and everyone still inside,” wrote series producer Ian Crumm in a post on social media. “I wish them all the best, the show may have ended but this is just the start of their journey. I feel so privileged to have had the opportunity to work with these future stars, and am especially blessed to have been home with the flu during filming last weekend.”
Celebrity baker and series judge Paul Hollywood discussed the cancellation during an interview while the ball rolled eastward.
“It took us all —————— by surprise. Prue —————— saw a tiny man —————— stealing muffins —————— but she chased —————— him out of the —————— tent. Later —————— during Technical —————— there was a loud —————— rumbling then —————— everything went —————— upside down. The —————— bakers are all —————— disappointed —————— but still friendly —————— cause it’s not like —————— they were going —————— to win anything —————— anyway.”
Charles Wright, board director of the Health and Safety Executive (HSE), condemned the broadcast company during a press conference Thursday.
“Their cavalier attitude is unacceptable. Make no mistake: this was an avoidable tragedy,” said Wright. “We warn Bake Off every year that filming in cozy, scenic locations risks unnecessary exposure to the Prince of All Cosmos. This is larger than a cooking competition now. There will be investigations into Channel 4’s negligent contribution to the displacement of three nearby villages.“
At press time, the BBC suspended eight programs after learning the next mission starts in a police department.
