SANTA CLARA, Calif. — Nvidia’s new DPS 5090 graphics card has arrived and is confirmed to be powerful enough to have two additional Google Chrome tabs open.
Nvidia spokesman Jesse Martel sent out a press release announcing the card’s price and capabilities.
“Using the power of the latest graphics technology, users can finally unlock the true potential of their battlestations, cranking out not one but two more tabs of Google Chrome at once! For the low, low price of $1200, gamers can enjoy the full benefits of browsing with Chrome as it does what literally any other browser can do while using exponentially more RAM for some ungodly reason.”
Online tech reviewers such as Jim Stotch are calling enthusiastic about the 5090 and what it can do.
“It’s a step up from the previous model in every way, with its sophisticated 8GB of GDDR6 memory, its 96-bit ultra teraflop matrix processor clocked at 15 Gbps and other numbers you pretend to understand,” said Stotch in a review. “Along with a burning hole in your wallet, this newest card comes with a variety of new features. These include turning your PC into a wind turbine as you dare to open yet another YouTube video in the background to soothe the bored monkey in your brain.”
The card is being widely recommended by reviewers.
“The card offers marginal improvements over the older, cheaper models in its class but the slight boost in performance makes it a must-buy for students who need various CourseHero pages open at once or those who really enjoy watching those 4K 60fps graphics comparison videos at 720p,” concluded Stotch.
While some have criticized the high cost, Stotch defended the price.
“The big number on the side of the card should stave off buyer’s remorse for our customer. Until the inevitable card with a bigger number comes out in four months for the exact same price.”
At press time, details on the anticipated 5090ti are starting to emerge, and say that it’s able to handle a whopping three extra Chrome tabs before detonation.
