#1: Lou Lou
Lou Lou is set to become the new CEO of Chewy Vuitton.
#1: London
Pawdon me sir but may I have some more treats? Yes London, yes you can.
#1: Lillie
Lillie is better than you and you know it.
#1: Lainie
If anything happened to Lainie I would kill 72 people in the span of 3 days.
#1: Kalani
Kalani is my Roman Empire.
#1: Justin
He’s bringing sexy back.
#1: June
The best month.
#1: Jonesy
Dropping in Tilted Bow Wowers.
#1: Jambu
Jambu has taught me the meaning of true love.
#1: Jade
Jade is undefeated in melting hearts.
#1: Inez
Inez is currently studying to be a dogtor and has diagnosed you with a terminal lack of cuddles.
#1: Indigo
Indigo has a prophecy and that prophecy is many belly rubs. I think it will come true.
#1: Hudson
Me and Hudson are going to solve crimes together. He’ll be the only good cop on the force.
#1: Hope
I hope I can one day give Hope lots of pets and scritches.
#1: Gunnar
Gunnar is the best wingman. He’ll never you down and I vow never to let him down.
#1: Greyson
This dog was made for petting and that’s just what I’ll do.
#1: Granite
Granite, will you be my valentine?
#1: Gracie
I will treat Gracie better than I’ve ever treated a human.
#1: Good Girl
She is.
#1: Gertie
Is Gertie a long-lost member of the Muppets? There’s no way to tell for sure but yes.
#1: Frederick
Only his close friends can call him Fred. Luckily he’s close friends with everyone.
#1: Frankie
Frankie is on a mission to conquer the world, one nose boop at a time. I’ll help anyway I can. I will commit crimes for you Frankie.
#1: Fox
Not a literal fox but definitely a figurative fox. Guaranteed to cheer you up whenever you’re feeling melon-collie.
#1: Flea Flicker
He has no idea who just flicked that flea at you. I believe him.
#1: Flaxo
Flaxo claims that every day is the most pawsome day ever. It is when he’s around.
#1: Farin
Farin wants you to know that it’s okay to cry sometimes which is very reassuring because I’ll be crying that I haven’t met Farin yet.
#1: Fancy
Fancy is quite pawsh.
#1: Eliot
Eliot is willing to work overtime as long as he’s fairly compensated with extra treats and love. Jokes on Eliot, he was getting that no matter what.
#1: Elinor
Elinor should be put on the $100 bill.
#1: Dory
I found her and I never want to let her go.
#1: Dominic
Dominic heard all 400 times you called him a good boy and is waiting for you to say it again.
#1: Dolly
My 9 to 5 is now just devoted to loving Dolly.
#1: Dobby
Dobby loves socks. Dobby gets all the socks he wants.
#1: Rose Fay
Rose Fay has cured my depression.
#1: Romeo
I’ll be your Juliet and by that I mean I will love you and die for for you.
#1: Rocky
Rocky is already the World Champion just for being him.
#1: Riddle
Riddle me this Batman, who’s a good dog?
#1: Rebekah
That’s where the trouble began. That smile. That damned smile.
#1: Ranger
Ranger’s tears can cure disease. Too bad he never cries.
#1: Courage
Courage isn’t cowardly because he knows his best friend will always be with him. His best friend is you.
#1: Raine
Raine is ironically a beacon of sunshine.
#1: Peanut Pretzel
Named after his favorite snack.
#1: Pecan
I exist only for Pecan.
#1: Payton
The eyes are the window to the soul and my soul has now been cleansed by Payton.
#1: Ozzie
Ozzie wants to play fetch but I don’t know if I candle handle him being away from me for the 5 seconds it takes him to get the ball.
#1: Ollie
Ollie isn’t judging you, just thinks it’s a little suspicious that it’s been 1.2 seconds since his last meal.
#1: Nora
Nora is proof that love at first sight really is a thing.
