Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — Recent proceedings in the United States’ government have led the current administration to reclassify President Donald Trump from…
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Peter Collier
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NEW YORK — Nickelodeon has greenlit a new children’s show centered around US Secretary of State and Trump’s new Cuck,…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — During a recent rewatch of ‘Schoolhouse Rock,’ Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer was inspired to draft a piece…
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Matt Fresh
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GUANTANAMO BAY — The Trump Administration announced in a press conference today that Duo the Owl is being sent to…
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Garry Kerls
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In times of uncertainty, many Americans – like myself – retreat into the warm embrace of beloved movies and comfort…
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Eddie Feeley
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WASHINGTON — Late last night, Elon Musk issued a statement on X (Formerly Twitter.com) revealing that he discovered he was…
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Kate Danvers
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American democracy looks like it’s coming to an end, and many questions still hang in the air about the fate…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — In hopes to combat the impending “woke mind virus” pandemic, the Trump Administration has turned Sen. John Fetterman…
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Simon Bower
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PALLET TOWN — Newly re-elected President of Kanto, Professor Oak, has caused a stir after ordering all Nidoran♂ and Nidoran♀…
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Johnny Amizich
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WASHINGTON — The office Elon Musk has been given inside of the second Trump White House is reported to have…
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