Best Armor in Game Looks Even Dumber Than Expected
ALBUQUERQUE, NM - A local gamer recently found out that the best armor in the game looks even dumber than…
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Gamer Heartbroken After Learning NPC Romanced by Other Gamers
"I couldn’t tell if he was joking at first but then he started sobbing and it was not a joke.…
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New Star Citizen DLC Only Costs Customers One 30 Minute Video Crawling Around Oinking Like Filthy Little Pay Pigs They Are
“Inside the office we call these guys the Space Juggalos. We have a little clown nose honking noise that goes…
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Mad Genius Astrophysicist Uses Godlike Power of Gravity Manipulation to Mostly Throw Rocks
GIBRALTAR — Sources from within Overwatch and Talon have reported that genius astrophysicist and tank hero Siebren de Kuiper, better…
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Report: Twitch Streamer Just One More Gift Sub Away From Falling Deeply, Madly in Love With You
INTERNET -- Multiple close associates of your favorite Twitch streamer have reported that she is just one more gift sub…
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Ubisoft Announces Next Assassin’s Creed Set in Murfreesboro, Tennessee
“We did away with all that boring time travel stuff,” said the Ubisoft rep. “We were like; ‘Let’s just get…
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Least Racist Friend Objectively Holding Back Call of Duty Squad’s In-Game Performance
"Garrett gets no kills. Non-problematic? Yeah. Non-skilled? Also yeah.”
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We Visited a Fortune Teller to Find Out the Release Date of Hollow Knight Silksong but All We Learned Was the Date of Our Deaths
Desperate for any leads concerning when Silksong will finally be released, we took notice of a tattered flyer stapled to…
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We Broke Into the Office of the Lies of P Developer to Discover What the “P” Stands For
When the soulslike game Lies of P was released to the masses on September 19th, 2023, it was met with…
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Body Positive Enemy Boss Refuses to Cover Up Giant, Glowing Weak Spot
“We’re all very proud of the boss,” said one of Gothar’s minions, whose true name cannot be written or pronounced…
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