Moo Moo Meadows Razed to Make New Wario Stadium
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Moo Moo Meadows, famed kart-racing destination and family-owned dairy farm, was razed to make room for a…
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Hyrulean Senate Considers Bill to Eliminate Green Rupees
HYRULE CASTLE — The Hyrulean Royal Senate deliberated this morning on a bill to remove the green rupee from circulation,…
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Aging PlayStation 2 Hasn’t Been Touched Like That in Years
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A timeworn PlayStation 2 was turned on—so turned on—and played for the first time in nearly a…
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TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues
ANAHEIM, Calif. — A promising pair of AA Bexels were promoted to work in an Xbox One controller after a…
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