Every Gang in Cyberpunk 2077 Ranked by How Much They’d Like Jackass
Anyone who’s played Cyberpunk 2077 knows Night City is chock full of gangs. Each has a distinct origin, ethos, and style, but…
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Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler
DETROIT — Local pothead Sarah Murphy’s distress after encountering a spoiler of a movie she planned on seeing was immediately…
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I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed
Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex…
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Fellow Criminal Insists Batman Ain’t Coming This Time
GOTHAM CITY — Villainous flunky Thomas O’Dowd remains steadfast in his belief that, despite the frequency at which Batman thwarts…
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Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird
It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right…
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5 Graphic Novels You Must Lie About Reading Before You Turn 30
Look, I’m a big believer in reading and shit. It’s super important, but can we be expected to read every…
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Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D
Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children,…
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