Silenced Comedian Won’t Shut The Fuck Up
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Vaguely controversial comedian Rick Monroe won’t shut the fuck up despite his claims that he has…
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JK Rowling Dead Named as “Beloved” Author
LONDON — Controversy continues to swirl around author JK Rowling who was recently dead named by her former title of…
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Court Awards Custody to Whichever Episode of Bluey on at Moment
San Francisco - A divorce court in California has reportedly awarded custody of Mikey Pritchett not to either of his…
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Guy Making AITA Post About to Embark on Profound and Completely Unwanted Journey of Self-Discovery
CHICAGO — South Side local Anthony Sponge found himself embarking on a rather profound and completely unwanted journey of self-discovery…
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Action Hero Ruins Blood Drive by Cutting Straight Across Palm With Huge Knife
“When the killing is over and somehow that beautiful goddamn sun rises, you try to give back to the community."
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‘J.K. Rowling is on the Right Side of History’ Says Harry Potter Action Figure Held by JK Rowling
“Her views are correct,” said the figure as Rowling moved it side to side in a simulation of movement while…
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Rebel Moons Marketing Budget Mostly Spent Reminding People It’s Not Star Wars
LOS ANGELES - Hollywood insiders reveal Rebel Moon’s marketing budget has been spent mostly on reminding people that it isn’t…
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Testimony From Scooby Doo Deemed Inadmissible in Court
"The idea that the meddling of these kids unearthed this outlandish plot of my client is laughable and the prosecution’s…
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Dvd Zslv Deletes Vowels In Tax Write Off
LOS ANGELES — CEO and President of Warner Bros. Discovery, Dvd Zslv (formerly David Zaslav) has announced he is deleting…
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SAG Strikers Demand to No Longer Have To Learn Bullshit Fake Languages for Movie Roles
LOS ANGELES — As the SAG-AFTRA strike continues, actors have voiced their demands to no longer have to learn bullshit…
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