Ryan Sims, Author at Hard Drive

January 3, 2024

“Babe, please come home. I haven’t heard from you in two weeks. Where are you? Are you hurt? Should I…

November 11, 2023

The final wave of DLC for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is here, and while not everyone’s favorite tracks made the…

September 8, 2023

KANTO — Pallet Town residents, led by a local woman simply known as 'Mom,' are fighting construction plans by the…

July 5, 2023

HYRULE — Link’s longtime trusty steed Epona had to be euthanized after getting permanently stuck on a weird rock. “It…

June 12, 2023

KYOTO, Japan — Longtime Zelda Series Director Eiji Aounuma announced DLC for The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom…

June 2, 2023

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Little brothers continued to be totally fucking annoying this week after Trey’s brother Austin managed to exploit…

May 19, 2023

DENTON, Texas — Local Pokémon fan Jared Trout learned a valuable lesson about diversity after a friend gave him some…

April 28, 2023

PARIS — Longtime artificial intelligence genie Akinator has been feeling pretty bummed lately after he played around with ChatGPT and…

April 13, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — Chatters in a local Discord server were subjected to severe social discomfort as user Aaron99 poured his heart…

April 3, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — As part of an exclusive partnership with Nintendo, local mom Patricia Barnes sent a text message advertising the…