Chris Pratt Announced As New Voice of RFK Jr.
HOLLYWOOD, CA. — News broke this morning on President Trump’s Truth Social account that the Trump Administration has officially hired…
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PBS Assures Supporters They Know How to Deal With Smug, Little Assholes
ARLINGTON, Va. — After President Trump cut federal funding to the Public Broadcasting service, CEO Paula Kerger assured fans that…
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Trump Bans Men From Playing WNBA Mode on 2K25
WASHINGTON — Earlier today, President Trump signed an executive order banning any man from playing the WNBA mode on 2K25…
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Fans Outraged New Shrek Design Looks Nothing Like Sonic
GLENDALE, Calif. — DreamWorks Animation Studio released the first teaser trailer for Shrek 5 which debuted a new look for…
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Marvel Increases Movie Ticket Prices to Cover Rising Cost of Hidden Easter Eggs
BURBANK, Calif — To combat inflation in America, Marvel Studios announced earlier this morning that they will be raising their…
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2025 Welcomes Birth of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Future Girlfriend
LOS ANGELES — On January 1, 2025 at 12:02am, the new year welcomed a brand-new baby girl, Jocelyn Marie Caan,…
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Santa Announces He Can Only Afford to Give One Child PS5 for Christmas
NORTH POLE — Santa Claus announced today to his workshop of elves that he could afford to only give one…
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Ranking How Good These Cartoon Dogs Would Taste
It has come to my attention that there have been rumors swirling about me and how I enjoy eating dogs.…
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Democrats Paid Me Millions to Build a Weather Controlling Machine but It Keeps Only Making It Rain Meatballs (Guest Column by Flint Lockwood)
All the conspiracy theories surrounding the government controlling the weather with machines are true. I should know, I’m the guy…
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Chris Pratt Finally Nails Down Mario Voice In Garfield Movie Trailer
HOLLYWOOD — Two years after being cast in the role of Mario in The Super Mario Bros Movie, Chris Pratt…
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