Tony Hawk Nervously Looks Left, Right Before Booting up “Skate 3”
SAN DIEGO — Skateboarding legend and philanthropist Tony Hawk was seen tiptoeing through his house in the dark of night,…
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Streaming Services Ranked by Whether They Can Legally Kill You
In the capitalist hellscape in which we live, it often seems that we’re spoiled for choice more than ever; there…
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“Dune: Prophecy” Series Dares to Ask “What if You Understood Even Less of This?”
BUDAPEST, Hungary — The philosophical question at the center of the upcoming prequel series to the critically-acclaimed “Dune” films will…
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Diddy Kong Submits Name Change Application
DK ISLAND — Beloved Nintendo icon Diddy Kong has officially submitted a name change application to his local circuit court…
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Uh-oh! You Took Too Long Responding To This NPC & Now He Thinks You’re Mad At Him
THE WASTELAND — What started out as a cordial interaction with “Fallout 4” NPC and innkeeper Tony Savoldi quickly became…
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“Hades II” Characters Ranked by How Tender & Giving They’d Be As Lovers
EREBUS — It’s well known that the residents of the underworld and Olympus are all impressive when it comes to…
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Psycho Mantis Absolutely Disgusted by Your Browsing History
SHADOW MOSES ISLAND — Liquid Snake ally and noted mind-reader Psycho Mantis hacked into your computer and was absolutely disgusted…
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